Simpsons Quote of the Day

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Marge: Well, honey, when I...



Homer: Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.
[enumerating them on his fingers] ``I like you as a friend.''
``I think we should see other people.'' ``I don't speak English.''

Lisa: I get the idea.

Homer: [not getting the hint] ``I'm married to the sea.'' ``I don't
wanna kill you, but I will.'' ...

Marge: Just say "I'm very flattered but I'm just not ready for this kind of thing."

Lisa: Thanks, Mom.

Homer: And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"